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    November 20

    “闪三”的废话练习

    健仁帮的炊事班长是一位误入唱片行业的厨子
    虽然她写得一手好文章、一笔酷歌词
    且动辄就整个个上千万的案子在职业生涯里狂一把
    可是她还是喜欢在温暖的家里穿着球衣秋裤带着围裙伺候我们吃饭、喝酒

    健仁帮护法佳琦是深受众天王天后级巨星深爱的一位内地唱片工作人员
    虽然她飞来飞去累的半死不活
    还说自己头疼脑热情绪烦闷
    可是遇到聚会她还是会在我们再三催促下蹒跚而至
    然后她立刻就会像一堆遇火干柴
    high了

    健仁帮帮主的我是一位混世魔娃
    由于生性不太着调
    经常处于帮派内部策反倒阁的危机中
    不过,由于本人是个无所畏惧的女人
    所以帮派大事还是少不了帮主亲自主持工作的

    比如最近
    美豆搞砸了相亲
    佳琦思想分了点小叉
    被形容为每天都打了鸡血的帮主
    就piapia地出现了

    于是
    伴随着美豆的美食美酒与汤羹
    我们就说了
    很多的废话
    很多很多不着调的废话
    很多没有水准没有分量的废话
    很多让人听了想揍死我们的废话
    ……


    美豆说了一句很水准的话
    她说她每天早晨祷告的时候都会感谢主让她过着如此体面与自尊的生活……
    片刻反思之后
    我们就发现找不到任何要不快乐的理由
    然后就high着各自回家了

    显然
    “各自回家”这句还是废话

    以下是健仁帮护法的博客
    这篇以描写“帮主是位打鸡血的女人”的博客实际上是如实记录了今晚我们快乐的生活
    希望大家多多支持
    http://blog.sina.com.cn/s/blog_49242b7b0100fz95.html

    纵观全文
    整篇日志相当废话
    扣题了!

    谢谢大刘儿用镜头的记录。



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    果儿 大wrote:
    8客气,低调的不出现在镜头时在,容你们疯去吧。
    Nov. 22

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